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davidandtheworld
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Location: Winfield, Kansas, United States
Birthday: 8/17/1981
Gender: Male
Interests: Music, Photography, .
Fishing, adventuring,
Expertise: Well, I have a sweet bike, and I'm really good at hooking up with chicks...plus I'm like the only guy in school with a mustache..
Occupation: well that sounds pretty good.
Industry: bunch.
Message: message meEmail: email me
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MSN: davidandtheworld
Member Since:
12/16/2005
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| I hate eggs, but love beer kegs, without the beer, but instead with legs. Once I pounded in a wooden peg.
I met a guy once and he was vauge. Some people are named craig.. while still others salute flags...*blink*
If your from the north and you need to throw trash away you throw it in a bag.
People are also named greg.
Once I met a dog who wanted a bone but wouldn't beg, and I didn't give it to him, so he bit me in the leg.
A dumb name is, meg, and if you have that name you'll prolly get some sorta plauge.
well if I keep writing I get some one will get a hammer and smash me in the face....in the winter? -me...(he wrote this bunch of bologna too)
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| and so the other day ( an absolute must use intro for any boring story) I was in the superdude wal-mart in Arkansas City and I saw like a bunch of girls all around... man I'm talking like a huge flock of girls all flocking around like birds at a winter feeder all chirping at once.. anyway I was walking towards them and and I sensed trouble, cause they were all looking at me so I by passed them pretending to look at "some stuff over here"
anyways I saw like 10 of them following me so I went ahead and manuevured some evasive actions, you know I hide on the end of the aisle while they go by then go the other way..... but alas they caught on and eventually fanned out and I could not get away (were talking like 16-17 yr old girls with nothing to do but bother poor old dave) anyways they eventually cut off all my means of escape, And so I was pretending to look at "some stuff" that I had been " looking all over for" and I saw somthing out of the corner of my eye and this girl was standing there with a huge bra on...nonono OVER her shirt like on the outside and it was like an old lady bra like all white and plain and what not...and she said "does this fit?" so I laughed and pointed at her as if to say "that's a good one" and just shook my head and then a huge neuclear explosion of teenage girls laughing filled the store and I dove for cover between the paint cans on the third shelf like a scorched cat...while one of them said " did she do it?" AHA I exclaimed... man, thats what they were upto! Anyways I laughed and shook my head some more and couldn't believe it. And when the coast was clear and the tsunami of bellowing laughter subsided.. I eeked my way out of the store carrying a huge plant that I was "going to buy" in front of my face AHAHAHAHHA
-old hee haw! | | |
| Go hunting and kill innocent animals and not eat them, then chop down a bunch of trees that aren't bothering anyone, then vote for the worst canidates of all time, then tell everyone that neopolean dynamite is the worst movie of all time ("yeah right, like anyone can even know that") get famous so I can endorse rap music, go to a metallica concert and stand right by the speakers with no ear plugs,
play paint ball with only boxers on, climb a huge cliff with no safety gear,
walk around on hot roofs bare foot, eat a cactus, punch a really tough guy in the face... and then not run away, grab a mad cat by the tail, run after a rattle snake, smash a hornet nest with my bare hands ( hehe one with OUT hornets in it..ehhe tricked ya!), Put a really tall ladder on tree limb that needs cut off, then cut the limb off on the side between the ladder and the tree , um oh yeah I guess get somthing to eat too maybe like I dunno some snakes with a side of dingo dog... and then get in a huge fight over which is a better sport baseball or soccer..
HA soccer!!!!
Meet her mom and she keeps prying about how much money I make and what kinda job I have then every five second tells me about how her husband over came incredible odds to get where he was today...(ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzz thats me snoring for the thousandth time I've sat through implications of how the girls dad has more money than me)
Meet her dad and find out he's the guy I flipped off at the red light when he didn't go when it changed to green. AHAHAHAHHA
run really fast out the door when your dad gets his shot gun, run out to my car, start it and slam the door...but I don't get in...instead I run back up to her dads house and hide beside the door, then when he comes running out after me I sneak back in and lock him out then say Juuuuust kiddin hahaha (then realize he wasnt going to shoot me anyways, what with his priceless commerative ' charleton heston' limited edtion shot gun) and then we don't ever see each other again cause I realize that her family is way too serious... | | |
| This is how we can all know that God is not a woman, because of the verse in the bible that says " my yoke is easy and my burden is light". BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PROPS to micah he made it up!!
-david | | |
| Finally a team I cheer for, wins!! | | |
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